Rimming

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You’re probably sitting there thinking rimming has something to do with a car. Well, I tell you no ma’am/sir/undecided it is the act of using one’s tongue on the anal rim of another person in order to gain and/or give sexual pleasure. Insertion of the tongue is not necessary.

Yes, you read that right.

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If you know about this trend well…

Does it feel good? Aparently yes. Your anus and surrounding tissue are richly endowed with nerves that are highly sensitive to touch. Also, the pelvic floor muscles, which lie beneath the surface of the anal area contribute to that shiver that rolls up your spine.

Rimming is considered next level for that couple that has reached the pinnacle of trust and want to share an experience beyond what cunnilingus or fellatio can give them.

There are rules to rimming however, according to LAWeekly:

Hygiene and Safety

  1. Clean out your ass.It is important to shower before getting your can canoodled. Stick a wet finger into your anus to eliminate fecal remnants from your pucker, or you can use an enema for a thorough rectal rinsing.
  2. Shave that butt hole.Even if you think you don’t have any hair back there, trust me there’s the one stray that got away. Having a smooth posterior heightens your sphincter’s sensitivity to touch.
  3. Use a dental dam.It’s important to have a protective layer between the anus and mouth so as not to spread infection, intestinal parasites, bacteria, viruses or diseases from one orifice to another. You can improvise by using an un-lubricated condom, latex glove or even plastic wrap cut into large squares.
  4. Do not double dip.Don’t ever put anything that’s been in a behind into (or too close to) a vagina without sterilizing it. You can transfer dangerous bacteria and micro-organisms that can cause infections such as vaginitis and cystitis.
  5. Rinse your mouth.If you didn’t use oral protection, make sure you swish with mouthwash or antiseptic afterwards to sanitize the area. Plus, no one wants ass-breath.

Tips for the Giver

  1. Use your breath.Blow warm air onto the anus and the skin surrounding it, or just hover above and breathe against it.
  2. Use your tongue.Lay it flat to lick, flick, rub and push against the general backside region, or you can make it stiff and hard to penetrate, probe, tap and trace the anal rim.
  3. Use your lips.Kiss and suck the asshole, taint, inner thighs, crack of the ass, buttocks, lower back and the back of the legs.
  4. Use your fingers and hands.Probe the rectum and pull apart the butt cheeks. You also can reach around from behind and fondle the front genitals.
  5. Use your teeth.As long as you are only doing little nibbles or gentle love bites — not hard chomps.
  6. Use your toys.Butt plugs, dildos and dicks can be inserted in the rectum to help stimulate the male prostate and intensify female pelvic orgasms. 

People have really thought this through…and it really is a pulsing trend.

Has it hit home though, I haven’t a clue. If it has some one please tell me why? Why is this a thing? Butt plugs and anal beads just are not enough, now we’re licking assholes in the name of sexual pleasure? I honestly can’t stop giggling. (I’m uber mature about this by the way)

If you can shed some light on rimming/tossing the salad/butt munching/analingus then leave a comment below and educate a girl. 🙂

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