Implant That Alerts Your Cell Phone When Your Partener Is Cheating

So I read this a few minutes ago:

Microsoft and Apple have joined forces to cut down on infidelity, save marriages and keep people in relationships accountable for their actions. Together, the technology giants have created a “genital implant” that will alert your cell phone if your partner goes astray. It is called Commit-Tech. 

Commit-Tech is a tiny chip that will be implanted at the tip of the penis on the man and the vulva of the woman. These two microchips will be synced together with an app that is installed on your cell phone. If at any time, one of these chips is involved in any sexual activity without the other chip, it will alert the partners cell phone that the other has been cheating.

“It’s a brilliant idea and we think it’s about time couples became accountable for their actions,” said Stephen Triton, developer. “There is no way cheating mates can get away with infidelity anymore. If your partner is not willing to install this implant, you might want to think twice about their commitment to you.”

The chip will be sold by Microsoft and Apple in November and will be compatible across all devices.

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Okay, is this for real? People?! 

My only question is how practical is this and would it actually be successful? I mean self pleasure is a thing. A guy will just be rubbing one out or having a bit of fun with a flesh-light and his girl gets an alert and goes off on his ass, refusing to believe that he was just releasing steam on his own.

As in really?

If this is something you would feel you and your partner needed, I think it would be pretty obvious that y’all need to break up and stop wasting each others time.

Technology is quickly moving from the practical to the down right nutty.

I really want to know what y’all think so leave your thoughts in the comments.

Getting rid of the bush…totally necessary?

 

The obsession with hair removal down below has become a tad ridiculous…I’m not even sure how it started, or why less hair is better. We can’t all be porn stars people!

Pubic hair was a badge of honor signifying one was becoming an adult. There’s a time pubic hair was considered erotic and people would go so far as to buy a merkin (toupee for your pubic area) when they had to remove their hair.

Not anymore.

Though there are some people who are into big bushes. teehee

I’m curious as to whether the stress associated with trying to attain this ‘art form’, not to mention the potential strain on your pocket, is worth it. Then there’s cuts, ingrown hairs and clogged pores…soooooo not comfortable.

Why we have of pubic hair:

Your pubic hair acts as a buffer. Now you know how moist it can get, combine that with the irritation of hair removal and exposed pores, you’re special place will become a happy culture medium for some of the nastiest of bacterial pathogens. Pubic hair also helps to prevent friction during sex, more importantly it reduces the risk of getting certain STDs from a not so savory partner (this doesn’t mean you should forgo using protection…your pubs aren’t magical).

Your pubic hair is loaded with pheromones, which is a great ‘motivator’ during sexy time.

Personally I think pubic hair can be sexy, just jeep it neat with a decent trim and clean. Also, you can choose to just get rid of the triangular bit and trim the rest…it doesn’t have to be all smooth like a newborns bottom!

I do understand that different people have different preferences, and that’s okay. Just make sure that:

a) you do your research

b) it’s not just a decision based on lifestyle trends or what your partner demands

c) keep yourself clean and avoid hair-removal tools likely to cause more harm than good.

If you must get rid of your bush, ask your gynecologist what creams, waxes etc won’t cause a breakout or discoloration. Don’t skimp when it comes to getting rid of your pubic hair, get the expensive effective stuff; go to that posh, well-known spa that does the amazing bikini waxes. Trust me, you do not want to deal with the pain and suffering the wrong brand or an unskilled hand can cause down there.

But remember having a bush can be hot, so if you want to let if flourish with just a little healthy trimming, don’t bend to societal pressure. Do you!

 

On a side note…what on earth is up with vajazzling??

Vibrators for Beginners

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I’ve touched on bedroom toys briefly before, and got quite a few questions from women interested in trying them out. I can’t honestly tell you that any one vibrator is perfect for you to use as a newbie but maybe this will give you a better idea of just what to look for.

First of all, you need to know your body. What’s where and is it easily stimulated, that is the labia minora (inner labia), the periurethral area (around the urethra), the perineum, the clitoris, and the G and PS spots.

Different sizes, speeds and shapes work for different people. Then there’s the option of going for something that handles internal stimulation, external stimulation or both at the same time like the rabbit. Experiment a bit first with vibrators that are a little less daunting and work your way up.

A good place to start is getting a vibrator with a large surface area, used for external stimulation. A vibrator like the Aphrodite is perfect for a beginner. It allows you to gently massage the vulva, and is less intimidating than some of the vibrators you’ve probably seen.

 

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Love eggs,which are little egg or bullet-shaped vibrators, are the next option. There’s small and battery vibes, easy to conceal and don’t pack as much punch as the traditional vibrators. You can use it either internally, or externally and there are various models to choose from. This is one you can use with your partner or during private time. Next time your going down on him, run the vibrator in circular motions on his perineum (space between a man’s anus and testicles), you just might get an ‘interesting reaction’.

The Pleasurette Mini Vibrator by Pleasure Works is a good example. You can also get quirky ones like one shaped like lipstick.

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If you’re looking for G-spot stimulation, curved vibrators are a good idea. Swan has an interesting range called Leaf. Now the one I think you’d enjoy is called Bloom. It’s made of medical grade silicon and is waterproof so it’s great for bath time :). There are other brands, this isn’t the only one out there, but they work in the same basic way: insert the vibrator and aim the curve toward your navel.

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Lastly, there’s the cock ring. This is something you can try with your partner to spice things up. Your partner places is it at the bottom of his shaft when he’s achieved an erection, the ring helps maintain the erection. Now there are various types, but since we’re talking about vibrators, you can get one that has one attached. A guy will feel the vibrations through his shaft while his female counterpart will receive extra clitoral stimulation leading to greater orgasms. The O Wow – Super-Powered Vibrating Ring With Screaming O Bullet is an example.

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I’ve put a couple of examples but these aren’t the must haves (though from the reviews the Leaf range is superb). Do your homework and feel free to experiment a little, you’ll find the perfect fit and enjoy the journey there.

 

Is it all about size?

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This is a question that get’s asked a lot: Does [penis] size matter? The responses are varied, but with women one thing is clear, we’re more concerned about what a man can do with his member than how long or thick it is. Men are more inclined to think that the smaller their penis, the less chances they have with women. It’s almost as if penis size is directly proportional to level of confidence.

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Younger men, and some who are much older, seem to think that having a bigger member means they’ll be better at satisfying women. While it does give you an added advantage, there’s more to great sex than a large package. If you ask a woman to choose between larger-than-average size with below-average skills and average size with above-average skills, she’ll probably choose Skill over Size.

Look at it this way, take your favorite soccer or basketball player, they have the right physical requirements but are biceps and height all that make them good at what they do? Actual skill to be able to expertly use your physical tools matters.

So satisfaction (y) is directly proportional to skill (x) with your penis size (k) being the constant of proportionality:

y = kx

According to Medical News Today  the average size of a male penis in different states is as follows:

  • Flaccid lengths ranged around 7 to 10 centimeters (2.8 to 3.9 inches)
  • Flaccid circumferences ranged around 9 to 10 centimeters (3.5 to 3.9 inches)
  • Erect lengths ranged around 12 to 16 centimeters (4.7 to 6.3 inches)
  • Erect circumference (only one previous study) was around 12 centimeters (4.7 inches).

Now, most women don’t focus on actual size, and have other things on their mind than whipping out a ruler and measuring you. (if you know what I mean), so don’t over think it.

Another way to look at it is if you’ve ever used your fingers to tickle her, didn’t she enjoy herself? How much smaller are your fingers compared to an average penis. If you know what to tease, tickle and rough up, and when, then you’ll increase your x value and subsequently the overall y value no matter how big your member is. Learn a few tricks, ask her what she likes and don’t be afraid to get a little kinky.

Also, you need to remember, personality and how you approach and treat a woman is key. She needs to be attracted to your mind as well as your body, so don’t think just because you’re hung like a silver back gorilla that you don’t need to put any actual effort into your overall presentation. One other thing you need to keep in mind is that different people have different preferences, so don’t think on general terms.

You can’t do much about your size, but your skill and how you present yourself overall are things you can definitely work on. So STOP obsessing, size isn’t everything.

Sensual Food

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Food is the core ingredient to a healthy relationship from courting to marriage; that first date over a cake and coffee, the first meal he cooks you; the smell of your wife’s amazing pancakes cooking in the morning.

Good food that teases your palate and feeds your soul creates unforgettable moments. Just cooking together can create sexual tension and lead to a pleasurable evening.

Now, I know a lot of us know about sensual foods. Cream, strawberries and chocolate are the most enjoyed during a night of wild passion, but would you try some of these other aphrodisiacs:

Asparagus

These stalks first received their aphrodisiac status from the Doctrine of Signatures drew upon the belief that natural objects that looked like a part of the body could cure diseases that would arise there.  Asparagus is considered a phallic symbol (looks like a penis). Slowly nibbling on this at dinner will lead to…interesting thoughts. It’s also really good for you, seeing as it’s packed with potassium, phosphorous, calcium, and vitamin E.

Honey

When you think honey, you can picture sweet, sticky gold dripping off your fingers and having your partner lick it off slowly. Honey has been associated with sex and sensuality for centuries. It’s also great for you physically providing sugar easily converted energy.

Pistachio

It is believed that pistachio acts as a healthy alternative to viagra. It’s great for men who suffer from erectile dysfunction. It’s also great for heart and blood vessel health, weight management and blood sugar control. It’s improves general erectile function leading to better sex.

Oysters

For some, an oyster is visibly appealing, resembling a woman’s exposed self naked and wet. They are salty and soft to the tongue, and go down smooth.

They have protein and sugar that can be converted into energy, and are loaded with zinc,  key ingredient to testosterone production and sexual performance.

Ginger

Raw ginger is hot to the tongue, when cooked it adds spicy flavor to your meal. Ginger also has plenty of medicinal properties, the one most relevant to increasing pleasure during sex is blood thinning. This allows for greater blood circulation all through the body, engorging the body’s most sensitive areas.

 

 

Sources:
sourcewire.com
intercourses.com

Kegels, what you want to know

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Seeing as everyone has joined the fitness bandwagon, there’s one more exercise you shouldn’t overlook: Kegel exercises. Kegel exercises are the rhythmic clenching and unclenching of the pubococcygeus (PC) muscles.

Daily kegel exercises strengthen the muscles of the pelvic floor, the muscles that control the flow of urine and hold the pelvic organs in place.
According to webMD, doctors prescribe kegel exercises to help with the following:

  • Stress incontinence (unintentional peeing prompted by a physical movement like sneezing or heavy lifting, that put stress on the bladder.
  • Urge incontinence in men, a need to urinate that is so strong that you cannot reach the toilet in time.
  • Pelvic floor weakness due to childbirth. During pregnancy and delivery, the pelvic floor can become stretched and weakened, commonly causing urine control problems for months to years after childbirth. A weakened pelvic floor can also allow one or more pelvic organs to sag (uterine prolapse ). If you are pregnant, start doing daily Kegels and continue them after having your baby.

Now it’s not all seriousness, there’s a fun side to it. Your PC muscles are also responsible for your contractions during sex. Doing these exercises can enhance your sex life by improving muscle strength, allowing you to have a tighter grip.  Sure there’s the option of vaginal rejuvenation but why go through all that when all you need to do is this:

This is an exercise regiment you can fit into your daily routine and no one will know what you’re up to. While seated at your desk at work, clench the muscles you usually do when you need to pee, but can’t. Try not to contract your abs, thighs or butt.

Squeeze for 35 seconds then release for 5 seconds, and do this 10 times at least 3-4 times a day. Now you need to do this everyday to ensure that you start feeling results.

Kegel Exercises

Something you can add to your workout are kegel balls (ben wa balls). It’s like weight lifting/muscle toning for your PC muscle. There are various kinds you can find online (if you know any local shops that have them, clue me in). Watch the video below for a little more info.

Go ahead and give this a try, believe me you’ll notice the difference.

 

 

 

Sources:
webmd.com

thevelvetbox.com

healthline.com